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 Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! (Re: Kostawi)
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Please add these to the list
1. Menace
2. Menial
3. Mental Retardation
Short Jokes about Men
?How are husbands like lawn mowers
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
Two. If you slice them very thinly.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted a several times.
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
Straight through the rib cage.
Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men.
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends
(عدل بواسطة Outcast on 01-27-2007, 06:58 PM)
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| لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Hussein Mallasi | 01-24-07, 11:51 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Hussein Mallasi | 01-24-07, 11:57 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Hussein Mallasi | 01-24-07, 12:01 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Hussein Mallasi | 01-24-07, 12:06 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Hussein Mallasi | 01-24-07, 12:09 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Hussein Mallasi | 01-24-07, 12:11 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-24-07, 12:36 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | انور تاج السر | 01-24-07, 12:13 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | وليد محمد المبارك | 01-24-07, 12:37 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Yassir Tayfour | 01-24-07, 01:04 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-24-07, 01:23 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | فاروق حامد محمد | 01-24-07, 04:40 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | jini | 01-24-07, 02:05 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | jini | 01-24-07, 02:06 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | mamkouna | 01-24-07, 12:53 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | mamkouna | 01-24-07, 12:59 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | mamkouna | 01-24-07, 01:14 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | انور تاج السر | 01-24-07, 01:44 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Abdelrahman Elegeil | 01-28-07, 10:57 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | mamkouna | 01-24-07, 01:21 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-24-07, 01:30 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Hussein Mallasi | 01-24-07, 01:45 PM |
 Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | فيصل نوبي | 01-24-07, 02:11 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | فيصل نوبي | 01-24-07, 02:16 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-24-07, 02:17 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | mamkouna | 01-24-07, 04:19 PM |
 Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | فاروق حامد محمد | 01-24-07, 04:54 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | esam gabralla | 01-24-07, 02:09 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | عبد المنعم سليمان | 01-24-07, 02:15 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-24-07, 02:28 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Yassir Tayfour | 01-24-07, 03:09 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | فيصل نوبي | 01-24-07, 02:51 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-24-07, 03:46 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Yassir Tayfour | 01-24-07, 04:32 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | mamkouna | 01-24-07, 05:29 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | mamkouna | 01-24-07, 05:37 PM |
 Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | saadeldin abdelrahman | 01-24-07, 08:50 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | saadeldin abdelrahman | 01-24-07, 09:10 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Hussein Mallasi | 01-24-07, 10:09 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-24-07, 10:14 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | mamkouna | 01-25-07, 07:46 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | mamkouna | 01-25-07, 07:49 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-25-07, 08:26 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Hussein Mallasi | 01-25-07, 09:23 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | mamkouna | 01-25-07, 09:09 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-25-07, 09:44 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Hussein Mallasi | 01-25-07, 10:36 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-25-07, 11:26 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | mamkouna | 01-26-07, 01:47 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Adel Sameer Tawfiq | 01-25-07, 02:06 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-25-07, 02:45 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | فيصل نوبي | 01-25-07, 03:39 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | فيصل نوبي | 01-25-07, 03:43 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | أحمد الشايقي | 01-25-07, 08:08 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | الجندرية | 01-25-07, 07:51 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | jini | 01-25-07, 10:34 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-26-07, 01:21 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | mamkouna | 01-26-07, 00:52 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | sudania2000 | 01-26-07, 01:17 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | sudania2000 | 01-26-07, 01:18 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | sudania2000 | 01-26-07, 01:19 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | sudania2000 | 01-26-07, 01:20 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | sudania2000 | 01-26-07, 01:21 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | sudania2000 | 01-26-07, 01:21 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | sudania2000 | 01-26-07, 01:22 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | sudania2000 | 01-26-07, 01:23 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | sudania2000 | 01-26-07, 01:26 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | sudania2000 | 01-26-07, 01:27 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | sudania2000 | 01-26-07, 01:28 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | sudania2000 | 01-26-07, 01:29 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | sudania2000 | 01-26-07, 01:29 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | sudania2000 | 01-26-07, 01:32 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-26-07, 01:37 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-26-07, 01:32 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Kostawi | 01-26-07, 01:42 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Outcast | 01-26-07, 02:13 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-26-07, 12:20 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Yassir Tayfour | 01-26-07, 01:51 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-26-07, 12:11 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | saadeldin abdelrahman | 01-26-07, 01:44 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Hussein Mallasi | 01-26-07, 10:45 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Hussein Mallasi | 01-26-07, 10:46 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | mamkouna | 01-27-07, 12:32 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Adel Sameer Tawfiq | 01-27-07, 12:44 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-26-07, 11:18 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Tabaldina | 01-26-07, 11:28 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Yassir Tayfour | 01-26-07, 11:42 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-27-07, 01:52 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | esam gabralla | 01-27-07, 00:08 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Outcast | 01-27-07, 07:05 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-27-07, 11:10 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | jini | 01-28-07, 00:03 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | jini | 01-28-07, 00:40 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | saadeldin abdelrahman | 01-28-07, 00:47 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-28-07, 11:00 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | jini | 01-28-07, 01:22 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | saadeldin abdelrahman | 01-28-07, 01:10 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | محمد المرتضى حامد | 01-28-07, 11:10 AM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | bent-elassied | 01-28-07, 12:27 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | Hussein Mallasi | 01-28-07, 12:40 PM |
| Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! | jini | 01-28-07, 01:26 PM |
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