الـصـور لا تــكـذب أبــــداً .....(الجزء الثاني)...

Quote: A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this she got out off the hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted, "I told you not to go doggy style *************************************************** What is common between a swimming pool and a wife for both we pay high maintenance for the little time we spend in them *************************************************** Love is complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it *************************************************** What's the difference between biology and sociology When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology *************************************************** All men are terrorists. They always attack women on their twin towers and destroy their pentagon ************************************************** A Mother was scolding her daughter, "I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb "No, momma," she said, "He is going to be a doctor and he has already cured me of the illness that I used to have every month A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank. The teller says, Sorry, madam, the note is a fake". "Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitute, I have been raped Very challenging! Think about it before checking the below given answers A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug? What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away Can you name three consecutive days without using the words :- Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching The answers The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug The answer is Charcoal. In Homer Simpson's words: hmmmm...Barbecue. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow The letter "e", which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph