الـصـور لا تــكـذب أبــــداً .....(الجزء الثاني)...

Quote: Husband and Wife - Problem Father You looked troubled, I told my friend, "what's your problem He replied, "I'm going to be a father But that's wonderful, I said What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet Husband and Wife - Love Your Enemy From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One year after my death I want you to marry Samey Samey! But he is your enemy Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now Husband and Wife - Wedding Ring At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man Husband and Wife - Same Service A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife run around barking Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same Service Husband and Wife - Talk About Husband One woman told another : "My neighbor is always speaking ill of her husband but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but I have ever said anything bad about him Husband and Wife - Love To Do A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that I would love to." Replied the husband. "But I don't know her well Enough Husband and Wife - No Answer Back A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our neighbors and nobody dares answer her One of his friends asked. "And when you are angry, what do you do?" The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back