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 Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 (Re: سيف اليزل برعي البدوي)
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Fantastic Definitions
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death
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| العنوان |
الكاتب |
Date |
| Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-18-09, 07:59 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-18-09, 08:00 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-18-09, 08:02 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-18-09, 10:27 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-18-09, 10:42 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-18-09, 10:44 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-18-09, 10:47 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-19-09, 02:48 AM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-19-09, 06:01 AM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-19-09, 01:25 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-20-09, 01:06 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-21-09, 02:20 AM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-21-09, 03:11 AM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-21-09, 03:14 AM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-21-09, 03:17 AM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-21-09, 03:25 AM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-21-09, 03:30 AM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-21-09, 03:35 AM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-21-09, 03:39 AM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | Mohamed Yassin Khalifa | 11-21-09, 05:14 AM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-21-09, 09:50 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-21-09, 09:55 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-22-09, 00:19 AM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-23-09, 02:59 AM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-23-09, 03:01 AM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-23-09, 09:27 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-23-09, 09:31 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-23-09, 10:04 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-23-09, 10:15 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-23-09, 10:17 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-23-09, 10:19 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-23-09, 10:20 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-23-09, 10:37 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-23-09, 10:38 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-23-09, 10:42 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-25-09, 01:01 AM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-25-09, 01:03 AM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-25-09, 01:06 AM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-25-09, 02:06 AM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-29-09, 11:49 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-30-09, 10:27 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-30-09, 10:30 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-30-09, 10:35 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-30-09, 10:37 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-30-09, 10:39 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-30-09, 10:43 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 11-30-09, 10:50 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 05:54 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 07:40 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 07:43 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 07:45 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 07:47 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 07:48 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 07:52 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 07:53 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 07:54 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 07:57 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 08:03 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 08:05 PM |
 Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | معاوية المدير | 12-04-09, 08:04 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 08:08 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 08:15 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 08:19 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 08:25 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 08:27 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 08:39 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 08:43 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 08:46 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 08:48 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 08:53 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 08:58 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 09:00 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 09:02 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-04-09, 09:05 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-05-09, 03:49 PM |
| Re: Miss South Sudan 2009-2010 Part #1 | سيف اليزل برعي البدوي | 12-10-09, 00:43 AM |
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سيف اليزل برعي البدوي
فيس بوك
تويتر
انستقرام
يوتيوب
بنتيريست