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Quote: Avatar for {name} High Life Back in Britain by Taki Theodoracopulos on June 21, 2009 Does absence make the heart grow fonder? I’m not so sure. I’ve been away from London for one year, and was dreading the return. The grey sky, the Dickensian streets, the fat-bellied lager louts, the knife culture, Gordon Brown and Peter Mandelson, the coarsest of the coarse Alan Sugar in the House of Lords: a good place to miss, I told myself. Well, it didn’t last long, my dread of the return. Nicky Haslam in cabaret was a real treat, and Lord Charles Churchill’s idea to turn Nicky into a Cole Porter performer at Bellamy’s was an inspired one. John Standing singing Noël Coward was as brilliant as it gets, and Nicky Haslam crooning Cole Porter was first class. For one brief moment I thought of also going public — I am a stand-up comedian and Nick Scott accompanies me on the piano — but at my advanced age I thought better of it. The mood kept improving. Last Sunday, on a beautiful sunny day, friends and I drove to Oxfordshire, to Tusmore Park, Wafic and Rosemary Said’s Palladian beauty, where one of Britain’s nicest and most generous couples were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. The magical setting, the 200 guests, the delicious food and superb wines combined to remind me that only in Europe can real fun be had in a refined environment. Mind you, the upper-class English help. No matter how grand the occasion, there is always time for schoolboy jokes. That’s the difference with America. Our American cousins somehow think it’s immature to act Oh yes, I almost forgot. Pug’s Club is to be congratulated for our first knight: Sir Christopher Lee. After 88 years and 250 films, the morons who decide such things finally got around to it. But what about Jeremy Lloyd and many others who deserve the honours handed out to crooks and lawyers by Blair and Brown? Is it possible for a man who gave sugar a bad name to go to the Lords, appointed by an unelected Prime Minister who has handed power over to an unelected man who has twice been forced out of the Cabinet for shady dealings? The mind boggles. Alan Sugar is a disgusting vulgarian who scowls at people who are needy and cannot scowl back, a bully and coward because only cowards bully those under them. Stephen Glover got it exactly right when he said Sugar and that other clown, the cook Gordon Ramsay, inspire him to emigrate to New Zealand. Except that New Zealand is a wonderful place. I’d emigrate to Afghanistan if it was guaranteed that I’d never hear their names again.